I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We had to coat check the pizza.
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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