About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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