Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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