I'm jealous of your bromance
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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