Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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