I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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