she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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