I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Ladies don't puke and tell
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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