When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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