Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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