Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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