I am full of burrito and curiosity
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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