i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
as a side note pls kill me
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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