Porn is love you can see.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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