Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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