I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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