yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize