I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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