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It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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