College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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