Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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