To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he wants to bone in the snuggie
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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