I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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