I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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