Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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