super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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