I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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