You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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