I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You were trust falling into bushes
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