You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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