I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i barfeds in our rink
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
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I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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