This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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