Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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