What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize