The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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