is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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