hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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