Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
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I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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