i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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