Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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