we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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