Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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