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you win
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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