I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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