Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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