It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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