the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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