no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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