goodnight i made you a song goodbye
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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