STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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